There Is Light.

How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, for the lightbulb is perfect as it is.


How many non-duality teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them, because each of them has the only right way to do it!


How many awakened persons does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is no one. So none. But changing sometimes arises in awareness.


How many gurus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they get their disciples to do it. Some of them are in the back having forbidden relations with the most beautiful disciples until the light goes on again.


How many Buddhist Masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Enlightenment is a reflection of the unlimited abundance and potential of creation, not a greedy abstinence from the Good, the True, the Beautiful and the Pleasurable. There is bliss in the changing of the lightbulb. So change the lightbulb my child, and love the lightbulb, for the lightbulb is you and you are the lightbulb. The lightbulb is joy, and you are joyfulness. The lightbulb is....where are you going?